Taken from text updates sent to my friend throughout the episode.
When did John become such a badass?
What the heck Sherlock?!? Drugs?!?
Wait… What happened to Tom? And nice slaps Molly!
DID SHERLOCK HAVE SEX?!? IS THAT THE MAID OF HONOR?!? SHE’S IN THE SHOWER WITH HIM!!!…
Sherlock. That is all.